Sunday, February 27, 2011

Telecharger 3d Apartment Extreme



George Washington, come un po' tutti i padri della patria, più o meno d'ogni patria, era uno che scriveva spesso e male, anche se non così male come, per esempio, il collega Benjamin Franklin (si veda il pessimo Consigli per diventare ricchi - Hints To Become Rich , Ibis 2010) o, ancor peggio, il nostro Giuseppe Garibaldi, grafomane carico di velleità letterarie da fare quasi spavento (provate a leggere il romanzo Cantoni il volontario , se ci riuscite). E tuttavia, all'età di tredici anni, il piccolo George compilò ben centodieci Regole di civiltà e di comportamento decoroso , ricopiando alcune delle regole compilate nel 1618 da un certo gesuita francese e inventandosene alcune di sana pianta. Si dice che le Regole di civiltà e di comportamento decoroso di Washington fossero diventate uno dei documenti fondativi della società americana post-rivoluzionaria, e alcune di esse son davvero interessanti e ben pensate, come:
2° Quando siete in compagnia, non portate le mani su parti del corpo che di solito non sono messe in mostra.
oppure:
5° Se tossite, starnutite, sospirate o sbadigliate non fatelo sguaiatamente [...] e non parlate quando state sbadigliando.
oppure:
9° Non sputate sul fuoco del camino [...], inoltre do not place your feet on the edge of the fireplace, especially if the food is cooking over there.
or:
11 ° Do not keep changing position in the presence of others and not rosicchiatevi nails.
or:
12 ° [...] Do not splash your face with your saliva of anyone getting too close while talking.
or:
13 ° in the presence of others, not crushed insects, fleas and lice, if you see any filth or thick spittle, cover it with dexterity and if one foot is on the dress of your partner, take it in private, but if the dirt is on your clothes, give thanks who takes it from there.
or:
90 ° When you are sitting at the table, not scratched and do not spit or blow your nose and cough.
or:
92 ° [...] do not cut the bread with a greasy knife.
or:
94 ° If usatene sauce dip the bread in a piece that you can put in your mouth at once, do not blow on the soup at the table.
or: 95 °
Do not bring food to the mouth with a knife in his hand, or spit the seeds of any fruit tart, but put them on a plate.
or:
100 ° not clean your teeth with the tablecloth, napkin, fork or knife.
totally missing in the list, the rules relating to sanitation, and that seems really strange, especially for an era in which the paper should be prepared for use did not exist, was introduced in the United States almost a century later.

I would like to integrate one hundred and ten rules of civility and decent behavior of George Washington with a maximum centoundicesima fundamental insegnatami almost immediately, about six years ago by the father, the old malvissuto, soon became my stepfather. The maximum in question, to be applied, where appropriate, in the absence of toilet paper in quantities suitable for the purpose or in the presence of specific drives, perversions of the individual or personal frivolities, reads something like this: Who
with the finger the culture is clear,
quickly puts it in his mouth, it will remain clean

wall, ass, paper and finger.

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